15 Petanda Bahawa Kamu(girls) Hanyalah Kawan Biasa
He invites you to be his “plus 1” at a wedding because “he couldn’t find a date-date.”
He thinks it’s hilarious when his parents ask when you two are finally going to start dating.
The most romantic thing he’s said to you in months is: “I’ll be your wingman any time you need one.”
He asks for relationship advice.
When you go to movies, he likes to keep a seat open between you so you “have more space.”
He asks you to edit his online dating profile.
He typically calls you by your last name.
When you wear a low-cut shirt, he doesn’t even take a peek at your cleavage.
He introduces you as his “sister from another mister.”
He does #2 at your place and doesn’t even bother lighting a match.
He asks you to set him up with one of your girlfriends.
He introduces you to his hottest friend and doesn’t even warn you that “he’s such a player.”
He checks out other girls in your presence all the time.
He de-tags himself in a picture you posted of the two of you on Facebook, explaining, “I don’t want other chicks to think we’re together.”
He names his dog after you.
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